Dracula Presley
So Dracula called and said he was gonna come over and I said...OK
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Really Big Pussies Rejoice: Something that won’t spill your 2 liter!
Tired of those nasty 2 liter bottle spills right when you are your cousin are finally about to have that much needed jacuzzi time after a romantic dinner???
I KNOW I AM!
Thank-fucking-christ that these guys at solutions.com created a product that will finally avert those embarrassing “sticky sprite hands” when things get heated up (if you know what I mean!).
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Fucking Epic
Enemies of Mario think they are disgruntled until they meet the red headed step child of Mario enemies: Super Mario 2 enemies
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Urban Outfitters Makes Deal With Your Stepdad
Yes, I can envision the pitch now at Urban Outfitters headquarters.”Marketing Guy: So what is one demographic, you guys have not reached out to yet?Urban Outfitters President: Well besides anyone that doesn’t enjoy looking fucking retarded? Hmm. Well I would have to say my alcoholic stepfatherMarketing Guy: EXACTLY! Dude check this belt out.Urban Outfitters President: HOLY SHIT. GENIUS!Marketing Guy: I am wearing one under my pants right now if you would like to see”
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Werewolf Women Of The S.S. soon to be a comic series
If you were one of the few that actually went and saw Grindhouse in its entirety at the movie theatre, than you probably could not stop thinking about how all the faux trailers during the break of the movies looked better than the movies you actually were having to watch.
Rob Zombie’s fake trailer “Werewolf Women Of The S.S.’ was certainly one of them. The name says it all. A 70s exploitation film about hot girls turning into werewolf killing machines for the nazis
take a gander here if somehow you missed this cinematic nugget of magic
Well, the response has been so large that Zombie is putting out a mini-series comic that will explain all you could wish to know about Werewolf Women. The publisher has not been officially declared yet but Zombie proclaims it will be out in stores soon.
Here is the first issues cover courtesy of shocktillyoudrop.com
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A case of sour grapes? har har har.
Possibly the greatest fail video I have ever witnessed over at [failblog.org] actually occured on the Fox Atlanta Morning Show. Yes, I am sure you already sorta know what is going to happen…but it is what occurs afterwards that is absolutely amazing. The best part is that it is happening on live television and they do not cut away.
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Is your estranged father still in jail?
Well if he is, then he is soon to be free as soon as you slip him one of these bad boys in his next care package of cigarettes and tube socks.
It appears as a harmless silver pen
From there you can unleash the oh so sweet macguyver gooey-ness…packed to the brim with 13 different tools. I am pretty sure that saw could come in handy eh?
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The Softer Side of A Nightmare On Elm Street
I spotted both of these in seperate posts on [albotas.com]
This guy must share my strange fascination with anything dealing with Freddy Krueger regardless of product or usefullness there of..
First up is a papercraft someone made that you can actually download, cut out, and build yourself [RIGHT HERE]
The finished product looks a little something like this
Pretty siiiiick.
Next Up is a pillow case from a line of cases entitled “Bad Nite” that is on sale at [FilthyShank.com]. And are currently on display at Monster Mania Con. Low and behold one of the cases has a Freddy glove on it
There is another case that looks cool with a similar design just a gun on it instead. But everyone knows a glove with knives on it, is a much better way to kill someone in their sleep. DUH.
I gotta say Monster Mania Con looks so sweet that I would actually step foot in New Jersey to witness it. And that is saying alot. A WHOLE LOT. -
Practice Your Pew-Pewing Even In The Morning
Japanese people are apparently into laser tag. Like BIG TIME.
This is a clock where once it is time to rise from your ominous slumber…you have a choice to make…either get out of bed…OR START KILLING.
You shoot the target to turn the alarm off.
Pretty sweet.
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A post in the key of WANT
Feed my geekdom to new heights (or depths) of depravity.
Now you can be not only the butt of the majority of jokes in your office but ALL OF THEM!
I present to you the “Space Invaders” keyboard
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A hard lesson…in stupidity
Let me paint a scenario.
All your friends hate you because your “that guy”
You know; the guy that says “thats what she said” after anyone else makes any sort of logical statement…whether it makes sense or not
The guy that probably thinks its WHACKY to jump in the pool fully clothed.
I could go on but I digress.
There is now a product for you, when someone comes to your house/studio apt/mom’s house and requests a drink on the rocks..
You bring them back THIS
thats right. a company from sweden sells cubes cut from “nordic rock” that are renown for their ability to retain the cold.
You pop these in the freezer for an hour and voila! You are now on the road to ruining any glass you choose to serve alcohol in.
It comes with a “leather pouch” so you can get extra troll like on everyone’s no sense of humor asses
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Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
Sometimes I find something on the internet that puts me at a loss for words.
This is such a moment.
I present to you…The Shower Gel Dispenser complete with neon green “Snot Soap”
For $17.95 you can be one step closer to living in pee wee’s playhouse ummm shower.
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I wish gremlins were real
Its always been a dream of mine to own a Gremlin.
Fuck having a mogwai i want a full blown gremlin.
If you saw Gremlins 2 you may recall a scene where the gremlins take over the theatre and splice in footage of other movies with gremlins in it stragely.
This is someones project dealing with if perhaps gremlins decided to stop watching the movie and flip around on demand some.
Its done pretty damn well actually
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New Quantum Of Solace Trailer
Finally a full length trailer for the new bond film in november.
I normally wouldnt be so hype about it but anyone that saw Casino Royale can attest that the darker, grittier, unstable and more violent early Bond is much more interesting (and badass) than most likely any Bond from any of the other films.
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Get your very own demon voice, just like in the movin pictchas!
Mythbusters shows an example of something that can make your voice…AWESOME
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Mega Man 9 For Wii Ware and Xbox Live
So Capcom is putting out Mega Man 9 and they are making it a completely nostalgic game with 8 bit graphics, music, and gameplay…you will be able to download it through wii ware or xbox live so that also means its gonna be cheap!
But what my panties are really in a bunch about is that if you happen to be an esteemed nerd in the “video game press” (*cough* im not yet) you get to have one of these bad boys
a fucking radical press pack
they even put the cd inside a Nes cartridge and everything is designed all old school Nintendo like
Dammit!
[TR]
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