Dracula Presley
So Dracula called and said he was gonna come over and I said...OK
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I don’t give a fuck. Heathen-Belles
Welcome to dracula presley. I do not give a fuck.
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Hybrid Geeks: Transformer Dweebs Stay Out Of My Batcave
Transformer Fanatics.
Possibly the worst thing since Star Trek fanatics.
But this guy.
He is ok.
Here is what the “Bat-Tumbler” would look like “transformed” if it was a transformer.
Specs and Shit Here -
“Trap Door Toaster”? More Like Back Door Toaster! HAR. HAR.
“The Trapdoor Toaster does exactly what it sounds like it does. It’s a 1400W device, with auto-adjusting guide racks so it can do toast, bagels or pop-tart style food. You simply slide in your food, and when it’s done it slips out the bottom, and elegantly onto your plate. Out now for $79.95.” [www.gizmodo.com]Ok, Listen up yuppie scum. You got 80 fucking dollars for a toaster? Why not give me 80 dollars for something actually worth a goddamn thing….DRUGS. Or we could break the 80 bucks down to 8,000 pennies and proceed to fill a kiddie pool with the pennies. Next, we get american flag speedos and swim in that shit like Scrooge Mcduck. It’s your call guy. -
Today’s Special: I catch you using iBeer on your iPhone and iGive you a much deserved iKick to your face.
I sit here wanting to write something clever so badly.But the anger is clouding my mind.For a mere 3 dollars you can sell your soul. Check the video if you dare.
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Your Girlfriend’s Wet Dream: WINE IN A CAN!!!
Don’t ask me. ok?
Somebody thought of it. (somebody meaning a strange Swede)
And somebody thought it would actually be worth making. (a strange Swede)
So pick up a sixer and watch that special lady’s clothes fly right off!
I have to admit it does look kinda cool.
If only someone would can whiskey gingerales!
Note: Not safe for beer pong
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Once in a lifetime
I have just recently learned that there are two kinds of people on this Earth.
People that own Xbox360 and people that own PS3.
And you know the fuck what!? I don’t think there is room for both of us.
Sharpen the blades, the first offensive has been made by an evil genius.
The man that will single handedly bring squaresoft to its GODDAMN knees…
drinks milk out of a schnifter
It has been written in prophecies of old!
PS-fuck sony -
In the words of Ricky Slade
” I’m gonna show you how I do right now”
If I put a video up than its guaranteed to be fucking gold.
For example. -
Star Wars Fine Art: I just threw up a little in my mouth
If only I could travel back in time and warn the creators of photoshop that one day their brilliant product would be used for such heinous evil. I am about to look up skynet in the yellowpages.
See the rest here. [worth1000.com] -
Solid Snake Spotted In Australia. Insists A Metal Gear is Approaching Wedding
Ladies and Gentlemen….We Got Him.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.A young man recently spotted Solid Snake at his brother’s wedding in Australia.[An uncle of mine that had aged considerably since I last saw him - maybe more than ten years prior. I looked at him and thought “I recognise that face and not just as the face of my aged uncle.” Then it dawned on me and I found myself thinking “Snake……. Solid Snake?……Snake….What happened…………. Snake………… SSNNNAAAAAKE!”I had my camera with me and snapped a few shots. So there you have it! Solid Snake in real life! I thought he was a carpenter, but it looks like my uncle is a badass stealth killer.]Now maybe people will start believing me when I insist that Ocelot works at the Marietta Diner.
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Still Image From Aja’s New Film Mirrors.
Something I actually do enjoy is the work of Alexandre Aja.
The man obviously has a huge boner for Wes Craven (the Craven that wasn’t producing highschool, pop, slasher flicks) if you have ever seen “High Tension”.
Or of course one of the few well done horror remakes “The Hills Have Eyes”.
He has a new Movie coming out called “Mirrors” with Kiefer Sutherland
Which I must also say im stoked to see Sutherland in another horror film its been a while.
Anyway, here is a still from the film. Aja always brings the gore. And for that I love him.
You Nasty!
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You have a new god now. Dig Dug.
Praise Him. He is merciless but just. These dudes that own an arcade in Portland, Oregon have decided to make a stainglass offering…I insisted that old Dig Dug would continue with the famine until he had a virgin sacrifice. Either way, pretty badass.
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Really Big Pussies Rejoice: Something that won’t spill your 2 liter!
Tired of those nasty 2 liter bottle spills right when you are your cousin are finally about to have that much needed jacuzzi time after a romantic dinner???
I KNOW I AM!
Thank-fucking-christ that these guys at solutions.com created a product that will finally avert those embarrassing “sticky sprite hands” when things get heated up (if you know what I mean!).
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Something that actually matters: Gears Of War 2 Trailer and Game Play
Unveiled in all of its glory at E3. Check the video it is a new trailer then Cliff Beszinski (design director) runs through some shit live. All I gotta say is if you enjoyed the first Gears this looks utterly ridiculous.
November 7th is going to be a good day. I swear.
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Punisher War Zone: Now More Punishy
Here is the red line trailer for “Punisher: War Zone”
I must say amidst alot of the hate it is getting
It looks pretty fucking brutal…what can I say? I am a sucker for exploding and imploding heads
Not to mention that Jigsaw is the villain of the film.
Or maybe that is just the raging nu-metal in the background transmitting subliminal messages to listen to Insane Clown Posse and get a XXXXL tweety bird t-shit. -
Dog Poo Bags End Up Not Making Task At Hand Any Less Shitty
Some people will accessorize any goddamn thing they can feast their eyes upon.
On the other hand some people enjoy tossing money into a furnace just to watch it burn.
Whichever side you are on, you can now waste some money accessorizing your DOG’S SHIT BAG.
Impress your friends and neighbors, or keep it in the freezer for future civilizations to marvel in wonder at.
And what a suprise…the url to find these gems is conveniently named poopoobags.com
Where is my whiskey?
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