Dracula Presley
So Dracula called and said he was gonna come over and I said...OK
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Dog Poo Bags End Up Not Making Task At Hand Any Less Shitty
Some people will accessorize any goddamn thing they can feast their eyes upon.
On the other hand some people enjoy tossing money into a furnace just to watch it burn.
Whichever side you are on, you can now waste some money accessorizing your DOG’S SHIT BAG.
Impress your friends and neighbors, or keep it in the freezer for future civilizations to marvel in wonder at.
And what a suprise…the url to find these gems is conveniently named poopoobags.com
Where is my whiskey? -
A hard lesson…in stupidity
Let me paint a scenario.
All your friends hate you because your “that guy”
You know; the guy that says “thats what she said” after anyone else makes any sort of logical statement…whether it makes sense or not
The guy that probably thinks its WHACKY to jump in the pool fully clothed.
I could go on but I digress.
There is now a product for you, when someone comes to your house/studio apt/mom’s house and requests a drink on the rocks..
You bring them back THIS
thats right. a company from sweden sells cubes cut from “nordic rock” that are renown for their ability to retain the cold.
You pop these in the freezer for an hour and voila! You are now on the road to ruining any glass you choose to serve alcohol in.
It comes with a “leather pouch” so you can get extra troll like on everyone’s no sense of humor asses
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