“The Trapdoor Toaster does exactly what it sounds like it does. It’s a 1400W device, with auto-adjusting guide racks so it can do toast, bagels or pop-tart style food. You simply slide in your food, and when it’s done it slips out the bottom, and elegantly onto your plate. Out now for $79.95.” [www.gizmodo.com]
Ok, Listen up yuppie scum. You got 80 fucking dollars for a toaster? Why not give me 80 dollars for something actually worth a goddamn thing….DRUGS. Or we could break the 80 bucks down to 8,000 pennies and proceed to fill a kiddie pool with the pennies. Next, we get american flag speedos and swim in that shit like Scrooge Mcduck. It’s your call guy.